ok stupid ii

classic cupid shit. xo lili

guy #1.

Hi AH,

“Upon her head a platted hive of straw,
Which fortified her visage from the sun,
Whereon the thought might think sometime it saw
The carcase of a beauty spent and done.
Time had not scythed all that youth begun,
Nor youth all quit, but spite of heaven’s fell rage
Some beauty peeped through lattice of seared age.”

There you go. Advice from The Bard that perhaps a straw hat is not a good choice if you want to imply youth.

A leopard print hat, on the other hand…well, no age searing effects there.

Nick

guy#2.

Hi iron woman. I enjoyed your blog. Your profile. Your hat. And your taurusness. A drink would be fun. – Rob

guy#3.

Great blog. I stumbled upon the OKCupid category. Too Funny. I only hope I never end up all over the internet like that. I always enjoy watching other guys crash and burn though!
Cheers

guy#4.

So you send me a message saying check out my blog? Makes me immediately think you are just a profiteer and have no interest at all in meeting people. Am I wrong?

I’m not trying to mean spirited. Please don’t take it that way I just feel you are a little disingenous.

Be well annhawaii I wish you love and luck.

Your welcome and if you truly ever want to talk you know were to find me. I hope your are beautiful inside as your a beautiful on the outside.

guy#5.

Aloha! My name is Kekoa. How long have you been out here in NY

me: e a la e a la e a a i e
chk out my blog:)

kekoa: Guava or Lilikoi?
What was the beginning of your message?