10.25.2011 § Leave a Comment
do you find out that your new coworker dated the same guy 10 yrs ago that you dated last month, and that he still pulls the same game with his parent’s hampton’s house! i may not be a doctor, but i could sense this guy had yellow fever, and my coworker confirmed it. good thing i never made it out to the hamptons and got tricked into nursing that sickness:) oh and the best part is…she met him on match, and i met him on okcupid. hahahahaha can’t stop laughing lili
10.13.2011 § Leave a Comment
classic cupid shit. xo lili
“Upon her head a platted hive of straw,
Which fortified her visage from the sun,
Whereon the thought might think sometime it saw
The carcase of a beauty spent and done.
Time had not scythed all that youth begun,
Nor youth all quit, but spite of heaven’s fell rage
Some beauty peeped through lattice of seared age.”
There you go. Advice from The Bard that perhaps a straw hat is not a good choice if you want to imply youth.
A leopard print hat, on the other hand…well, no age searing effects there.
chk out my blog:)
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08.20.2011 § Leave a Comment
here is what miss guava just received on okcupid. men do not be like this. fyi his profile no longer exists so guarantee he got caught. douche bag for real.
Aug 15, 2011 – 10:26pm
08.12.2011 § Leave a Comment
i know…i never thought i’d ever join a dating website, but it was for blog purposes to see what dating in ny is all about. my one and only experience has reminded me that i am not made for this:)
read our messages and you will see why the date never even happened!
hey hawaii iron ann,
well, you look and sound quite brilliant – !
hi. i’m tom.
i live and work in the flatiron district with my dog.
you’re dangerously cute.
would love to meet.
lets see if we are compatible…
name three restaurants you would like to take me out tonight and
if any of them matches my taste, lets make a date!
union square cafe.
all sound delish and i have never been to any of them.
which is your fav?
grammercy or yama which is better?
make a reso at both and i can decide later:)
oh i have a happy hour work thing til 8, so after 8 is better
might not have a reservation until 9….