03.09.2012 § Leave a comment
“maybe it’s maybelline”, 6 years ago i was at the lipstick jungle premiere party and a friend told me that their friend was the girl who wrote that jingle. she hasn’t worked a day since and is cha-chinging. well apparently maybelline is cha-chinging more than any other cosmetic brand in the whole world at any price point. this is amazing. david greenberg, the prez has honed in what makes maybelline the “it” brand, “it’s the spirit of new york. when i walk the streets, i feel everything is possible. women in new york feel confident. they can achieve anything they want. they have the power to be successful and it’s this emotion, this vibration, this dream of new york.” and this is why i love new york and why the world reacts to new york in the way it does. so there might be reccessions, globalization that scares us americans, but we have to remember, we are the “it” country, we set the trends, and this global power is no way near it’s end. xo lili quotes from beautyinc mag
02.11.2011 § Leave a comment
My Mom is the sweetest woman on earth. She even sent my my Valentine’s gift 3 days early, I just received it this morning! Someone loves me! What exactly was in this package you ask? Let’s break it down.
1. A card with a tree on the front saying:
“Wood you be my Valentine?”
and then inside it says:
“Get it?! “Wood” with the tree?! I can’t be leaf how funny I am! “Be leaf” instead of “believe”! Get it?! We’re havin’ fun now!”
No, I’m not making this up, who writes these cards? Seriously. Anyway there was a nice handwritten message inside which was really really sweet 🙂
2. A snuggie, yes a snuggie, no not leopard print, not electric pink, but a nice heather grey, how chic of her! Now I can go on the snuggie pub crawl I’ve been dreaming about!
3. A heart shaped box of See’s Candies. Just what I need in the middle of winter to add to my expanding a$$.
4. A Hello Kitty Pez Dispenser. I love! I love! Meow!
Love you Mom!
01.30.2011 § Leave a comment
were just two girls tryin rule the world, sippin tapioca pearls, and we love to curl, our hair, our hair, make all the boys stare, wish they could walk up, wish we said dare, but bitch we no care, so we push them down the stairs, “no air, air” we no worry hurry curry, we be storming in a flurry, no need to make it rain, she sistas fuckin vain, people thinking we a pain, killers, love thrillers, shit we stayin at your villa, it hails all through wales, while we never push pails, cuz our bucket list is nixed, real girls don’t give a shit, about you, not you, it’s about me, about we, and yes you wish you could be our #3, we be feelin really pretty, don’t be hating when we dating, gettin gritty new york city and yes that’s right, we be lovin hello kitty.
01.29.2011 § 1 Comment